Ashcroft School Visit
US Attorney General John Ashcroft is visiting an elementary
school. After 15 minutes of speaking he says, "I will now
answer any questions you have."
Bobby stands up and says, "I have four questions:
1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?
3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil
liberties?
4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?"
Just then the recess bell goes off and the kids rush out to play.
Upon returning, Mr. Ashcroft says, "I am sorry we were
interrupted. I will answer any questions you have."
Little Julie stands up and says, "I have six questions:
1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?
3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil
liberties?
4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
5. Why did the recess bell ring twenty minutes early?
6. Where is Bobby?"
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